Let's talk about poop.

I mean actual poop, and get our minds off all the troubles Piecraft is going through for a second.

So earlier today I was pooping. I was thinking, "I wonder what other people think as they poop?" Do they think about poop? About their day? Or do they just enjoy the feeling of relief as they take a dump?

I have some questions for you guys:

What was the biggest dump you've ever made? Tell us about it.
Do you think about anything in particular when you poop?
What do you call your poop? Just "poop"? "Shit"? Do you have different names for different kinds of poop?

I'll start.

I once took a really, really large dump. I was in the bathroom for like ten minutes trying to get this sucker out of my poop chute. It was extremely wide and hard as a rock, and I think it actually stretched my skin so much that I bled a little bit. It was a while ago but oh my LORD it was super huge. And every now and then I'll have just one really long alligator poop. I know some people call them alligator or crocodile poops, or logs, or something like that. Sometimes my poop is really wet and slimy so it just makes a perfect little pile at the bottom of the toilet.

So let's talk about poop you guys! :D

What was the biggest dump you've ever made? Tell us about it. Well.. I was on Skype with friends and had the most twisted feeling in my belly so I run to be toilet and the next second my friends hear me scream and then it hurt in my ass when I pooped for some months and I also bleed every time I poop.
Do you think about anything in particular when you poop? Not really just thinking holy shit here comes the nuke.
What do you call your poop? Just "poop"? "Shit"? Do you have different names for different kinds of poop? Well I call it poop because it's funny and when I fart and poops comes along like a poop explosion I call it fart poop...

hamaham wrote:What was the biggest dump you've ever made? Tell us about it. Well.. I was on Skype with friends and had the most twisted feeling in my belly so I run to be toilet and the next second my friends hear me scream and then it hurt in my ass when I pooped for some months and I also bleed every time I poop.
Do you think about anything in particular when you poop? Not really just thinking holy shit here comes the nuke.
What do you call your poop? Just "poop"? "Shit"? Do you have different names for different kinds of poop? Well I call it poop because it's funny and when I fart and poops comes along like a poop explosion I call it fart poop...

I laughed so hard I got a hernia omg.

LanceDM wrote:

hamaham wrote:
Do you think about anything in particular when you poop? Not really just thinking holy shit here comes the nuke.

I laughed so hard I got a hernia omg.

Well shit! I made somebody laugh

hamaham wrote:

LanceDM wrote:

hamaham wrote:
Do you think about anything in particular when you poop? Not really just thinking holy shit here comes the nuke.

I laughed so hard I got a hernia omg.

Well shit! I made somebody laugh :D

Yeah and you did it without offending anyone! :P

Hahaha but seriously that was pretty funny. I hate it when you make those really wide poops and it rips your butthole so every time you poop you bleed a little bit and it just hurts really badly in general. :C

LanceDM wrote:

hamaham wrote:

LanceDM wrote:

hamaham wrote:
Do you think about anything in particular when you poop? Not really just thinking holy shit here comes the nuke.

I laughed so hard I got a hernia omg.

Well shit! I made somebody laugh

Yeah and you did it without offending anyone!

Hahaha but seriously that was pretty funny. I hate it when you make those really wide poops and it rips your butthole so every time you poop you bleed a little bit and it just hurts really badly in general. :C

I did do it with offending anyone! XD

And I hate that too!! :C

You guys are disgusting...
no offence

Le_LH wrote:You guys are disgusting...
no offence

Agreed dude, WTF. Seriously, a topic about sh!t? At least try to be civilized, guys. <.<

Tylerella wrote:

Le_LH wrote:You guys are disgusting...
no offence

Agreed dude, WTF. Seriously, a topic about sh!t? At least try to be civilized, guys. <.<

No this topic is awesome! And today when I went to take a dump I thought: it smells like shit in here!

i simply say, I just dropped a duece. No questions will be asked, i clogged the toilet again, and it smells terrible. Idek.

Well i took a poop once and i had to wait 3 days because the doctor said so, i was about 7, it was finaly time and i ran to the bathroom, i couldnt poo it was so big, (GROSS PART) i had to put vasoline on my anus, it came out and it was about the width of a coke can. it hurt but felt very good afterwards

All my poop stories are about Riley clogging the toilet...

we dont need 2 know that way 2 spam

Tatem45 wrote:we dont need 2 know that way 2 spam

Ur only saying that to me. And this topic is IN spam, so stfu.

zxxxPD1Dxxxz wrote:Well i took a poop once and i had to wait 3 days because the doctor said so, i was about 7, it was finaly time and i ran to the bathroom, i couldnt poo it was so big, (GROSS PART) i had to put vasoline on my anus, it came out and it was about the width of a coke can. it hurt but felt very good afterwards

Wow.... Just wow...

owbo27 wrote:All my poop stories are about Riley clogging the toilet...

True story, I have clogged the thing about 20 times in a month. xD

You know these toilets you can't flush with? Every time I go on one of those.. A little bug flies up my ass.. True story..

Basically ecverday I poop and it literally extends two feet

Tylerella wrote:

Le_LH wrote:You guys are disgusting...
no offence

Agreed dude, WTF. Seriously, a topic about sh!t? At least try to be civilized, guys. <.<

OH MY GOD THE IRONY

This topic isn't about being civilized or mature. I just wanted to make this topic to make people laugh since everyone these days seems to just be fighting about little things and getting stressed out or annoyed at the server with all the big changes and whatnot. I read through these posts and laugh up my lungs. I just want other people to do so as well, just to lighten up a bit. :P

Great stories guys, keep 'em coming. Also, what the heck does Riley eat to clog up the toilet so much?!

PD. You are a trooper. Take care of your pooper from now on, okay? XD

LanceDM wrote:

Also, what the heck does Riley eat to clog up the toilet so much?!

PD. You are a trooper. Take care of your pooper from now on, okay? XD

Riley is just....Riley.
PD, you deal with the butthurt/feel good moment.

one time i sat on the toilet for an hour just trying to get one out

it hurt, it hurt a lot

Once my poop got stuck so I had to drag it out! true story too!



And!!! Once at daycare we were going on a trip and I had to poop so I got a plastic bag and sat in a bush and pooped and then!!! Some ppl saw me

hamaham wrote:Once my poop got stuck so I had to drag it out! true story too!



And!!! Once at daycare we were going on a trip and I had to poop so I got a plastic bag and sat in a bush and pooped and then!!! Some ppl saw me

Wait you pooped in a plastic bag and people saw you? Wtf, only with Hamaham can you see this.

LanceDM wrote:

Tylerella wrote:

Le_LH wrote:You guys are disgusting...
no offence

Agreed dude, WTF. Seriously, a topic about sh!t? At least try to be civilized, guys. <.<

OH MY GOD THE IRONY

This topic isn't about being civilized or mature. I just wanted to make this topic to make people laugh since everyone these days seems to just be fighting about little things and getting stressed out or annoyed at the server with all the big changes and whatnot. I read through these posts and laugh up my lungs. I just want other people to do so as well, just to lighten up a bit.

Great stories guys, keep 'em coming. Also, what the heck does Riley eat to clog up the toilet so much?!

PD. You are a trooper. Take care of your pooper from now on, okay? XD

I Shall Be Sargent Brown! The Trooper of Poop! I shall Protect what Comes into the Toilet!

owbo27 wrote:

hamaham wrote:Once my poop got stuck so I had to drag it out! true story too!



And!!! Once at daycare we were going on a trip and I had to poop so I got a plastic bag and sat in a bush and pooped and then!!! Some ppl saw me

Wait you pooped in a plastic bag and people saw you? Wtf, only with Hamaham can you see this.

I was still going afterwards :3